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Stable Master


Examining the Achievements listing, it occurred to me that completing the Black Claw of Sethe mounted combat challenge was not, in fact pre-requisite to doing the Garn-Tooth Necklace challenge — and that only the latter was required for the Stable Master title. So I didn’t bother with the Black Claw of Sethe at all and just picked up the Garn-Tooth Necklace. Over the past week, I have been taking out the mount-in-training whistles and beating up one or two of the quest bosses.

It was much easier than I expected — even ridiculously easier than I’d anticipated — doing the bosses as Lone Wolf Marksmanship. Even with the debilitation of the challenge item, the mounts took less damage than when I’d been doing the ordinary mount training quests as a pet-less Beast Master — probably because the bosses were dying faster.

And that’s all my Warlords content goals completed. Now what am I going to do until the Demon Invasions actually begin?

I have wanted Millhouse Manastorm for my Alliance Mage’s gathering of Follower Mages basically forever. I had given up, though, on ever actually getting him for her, because, quite frankly, I was too lazy to push her through Silver Proving Grounds — and it didn’t help that getting Millhouse requires running UBRS, one of my least favorite of all the Warlords dungeons (probably the only one I despise more is Grimrail Depot). I had even reactivated Millhouse in Kamalia’s Garrison, figuring that Kam was the only character who would ever recruit him.

Then when I was reading through the latest hotfix notes at Wowhead the other day, I noticed this lovely bit of news:

Removed the requirement to have completed Silver Proving Grounds in order to queue for Warlords of Draenor Heroic Dungeons.

I’d been thinking that Blizzard ought to do this eventually, to make farming Warlords Heroics for mogging and stuffs at level 110 easier to do — I’m glad that they did it now and not in a later patch!

So I hopped in LFG and managed not to get kicked for my incompetence, and here we are!

Now Kaylynda will be able to leave her Garrison for the Broken Isles without feeling like she has unfinished business on Draenor.

After a few days, the Underpowered Death Knight reported that she had collected twelve different pamphlets from the Doomsayers. It had taken her that long to be sure that she’d gotten them all, as after she’d gotten a handful, she started to get duplicates, but there didn’t seem to be any more than that. She gave them to Kaelinda to analyze. Flicking through the tattered, stained, crumpled, blackened, worn, damp, scrawled, scribbled, odorous, ominous, demonic, prophetic pile, Kaelinda quickly concluded that advice from other expert opinions would be valuable. She invited her Mage friends to study the pamphlets with her.

“The things that Kael’thas’ followers said about their plan to bring Kil’jaeden through the Sunwell,” Kaelinda said, “sounded a lot like this. There wasn’t actual death in that transformation, but the rest of it is more or less the same.”

“This drivel,” Kaprikka scowled, “is distressingly similar to the propaganda that Socrethar used to seduce the Sargerei.”

“I wasn’t there during the War of the Ancients,” Keriluna mused, “I was born a few decades afterward. My parents didn’t like to talk about that time, but when they thought I was old enough, they told me about it. These words… they are just like my parents’ memories.”

“Oh, I think I know what this one’s talkin’ about!” exclaimed Khrissalys. “Did yeh hear about how King Magni got turned into diamond when he went to commune with the earth just before the Cataclysm? Well, he woke up and I saw him with my own eyes walkin’ out of Ironforge.”

(the other two prophecies reference the second and fourth Legion comics)

Kaoling shook her head sadly. “The evaporation of the mists was enough of a shock, and then Pandaria was devastated by the escape of the great Sha, and especially the destruction of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms. I think there are many Pandaren who feel like their lives were turned upside down who would be susceptible to this message. Those who were severely afflicted by the great Sha might be even more so.”

“There are many who are unhappy with the current state of our governments,” Kymberlea observed, “Those who ask, where is Lorna? Where is Tess? Where is Calia? It is bad enough that these people are… reluctant to fight in the normal conflicts of our nations. It is worse to think that those sympathies could be used to persuade them to turn traitor to our world itself.”

“Why,” Kenosha muttered disgustedly, “why are my people so stupid? After all that we have suffered because of our bloodlust in the past, why would they think that this is the most honorable way to deal with this threat?”

“Most of my family belongs to a sect of the Church of the Holy Light that has as one of its tenets being prepared for future misfortune,” Kaylynda explained, “I bet that’s where this list originally came from.”

“I’m not sure that this is actually related,” Kivrinne said, “This looks to me like a left-over Twilight’s Hammer flyer from before the Cataclysm. That, or poetry by a high level cleric of the Forgotten Shadow. I hear that priests who turn their backs on the Light are going not just into the Shadow, but all the way into the Void now.”

“Dem Darkmoon carnies are pretty clever,” said Kikimaia, “I wouldn’t trust just a suit, though. I’d feel bettah if it had a voodoo charm ta strenthen da illusion, too.”

“What a scam!” hooted Kermione. “We should put out some counter-pamphlets telling people not to trust this at all. Gallywix’ll just take your life savings and enslave you. Been there, done that!… Didn’t get a T-shirt, though… hmm, maybe I oughtta suggest the idea to Boss Mida.”

“Only two air fresheners?” said Kelilla, “They really think a demon invasion would be over that soon? But what’s more worrying is that they aren’t including any Trogg repellent.”

“Still, if there are folks trying to make gold off of this” — the Gnome waved her hands to encompass the pamphlets held by the Goblin and the Troll — “then this kind of stuff must have been going around for awhile already.”

Kaylynda shook her head in astonishment. “Just what has been going on on Azeroth while we were all away on Draenor…?” Her eyes widened and she buried her face in her hands. “Kairoz, you blithering idiot! Whatever you thought you were doing when you brought Garrosh to Draenor, you’ve gotten us into way more trouble than you were planning for!”

“You mean –” began Kaelinda, “Oh! Remember what the Black Prince said? What he showed us?”

All around the table, heads nodded.

That is what this is all about.”

“You know,” Kaylynda said after a moment, “tomorrow is Tuesday. New and strange things always seem to happen on Tuesdays. Kaelinda, you had better tell your Death Knight friend to continue keeping an eye on these Doomsayers, just in case they change their behavior somehow tomorrow…”

A day or two after the new Wardrobe system was released, Kaelinda got a message from one of her Mage friends, a Troll named Kikimaia who was living in Orgrimmar:

Hey Miz Kae, I thought you should know dat I been seein’ some strange folks standin’ around in Orgrimmar. Dey’re wearin’ placards and givin’ out pamphlets. Dis makes me uneasy, mon, becoz de last time I saw strange folks wit placards, it was right before de Cataclysm. What’s more worrisome is dat dese “Doomsayers” seem ta be inspirin’ some kinda suicide cult. I’m no Soothsayer, but I tink dere be dark days ahead.

The Demon Invasions may yet be a few weeks off, but the pre-expansion Event has already begun!

Apparently the Doomsayers hand out twelve different types of pamphlets and there’s a Feat of Strength for getting them all — hence the craziness. I’d like to get the Feat of Strength, but I don’t need it RIGHT NAO!!! I think I’ll just send an alt to camp out by one of the Doomsayers and log in at the beginning and end of each play session to pick up a pamphlet. I’m sure that if I’m patient and don’t forget about it, I’ll manage to collect all 12 pamphlets by the time the Legion comes.

When Kaelinda told the rest of the guild about the message, the Underpowered Death Knight volunteered to keep an eye on the Doomsayers. She is, after all, very good at being Patient…

Previously: the Underpowered Death Knight in Patch 7.0

Now that my guild bank and active character inventories are cleaned up and I’ve chosen some talents and set up action bars for my currently active specs, it’s back to business as usual in my Garrisons, more or less.

Having a stage 3 Warlords crafted item didn’t automatically bring the appearances for the stage 1 and stage 2 items into the Appearances tab as well, so I’m revving up my Alchemists and other crafters again to backfill the Warlords crafted gear sets.

I found that one of my characters had forgotten to bring in her Followers on Monday night. When she opened up the crates that they brought her, she got some Follower gear, some crafting mats, and an item from her Salvage Yard set. This was an important discovery to me, because none of the characters that I leveled in May had managed to complete their Salvage Yard sets. All of them are still missing at least one piece; a few are missing two or three pieces. So after I’ve let my Garrison Resources build back up a bit, I’ll be sending out my Followers on missions for XP, their own gear, Primal Spirits, and Highmaul and Blackrock Foundry chests (if those missions still exist) at least until I’ve completed all of the Salvage Yard sets.

Although she is Retired and will no longer be adventuring, I was still curious to see how the Patch 7.0 class changes, especially the all-specs-available change, would affect the Underpowered Death Knight.

For reference, the Underpowered Death Knight had been running with a modified/pseudo-Ironman set of rules under which she could not choose a specialization,

assign talent points,

or use glyphs to modify the power of her abilities (though I did eventually allow her to use a couple of cosmetic minor glyphs).

I rather foolishly cropped her action bars out of the reference pictures I took of her spellbook just before the patch, but you can see what her main action bar looked like in the right panel of the first image in this post.

I was somewhat surprised, though, that not only did her talent points get reset (I was expecting that), but also her entire slate of action bars got completely wiped! When I opened up her Talent pane and Spellbook, I found that she was no longer specialization-less. *sigh* I had been afraid that that might happen. She had been automatically assigned the Unholy specialization.

Unholy being the most odious of the DK specializations to me, I gritted my teeth and, with sadness and regret that I had been forced to abandon one of the signature aspects of the Underpowered Death Knight’s character concept, switched her specialization to Blood.

When I did so, a raft of spells floated down to fill up her primary action bar.

I have stubbornly left all her talent points unspent.

I chose Blood because her current Transmogrification kit requires a 2H weapon; I suppose I shall have to shift her between Blood and Frost now, depending on what type of weapons my latest Transmogrification kit idea for her uses.

Speaking of Transmogrification, by the time I logged in with the Underpowered Death Knight, I’d already checked in with Kaylynda the Alliance Mage, all of my minor Alliance alts, and most of my minor Horde alts — just logging in with them, not even going through their inventories to bind and sell stuff — and between them, they already had enough clothes to make me FABULOUS!!!

Previously: the Underpowered Death Knight takes the bank

Next: the Underpowered Death Knight and the Doomsayers

After liquidating all of my characters’ Garrison assets in preparation for Patch 7.0, Kamalia personally had 151354 gold and the rest of the characters on my primary Horde server had a combined total of 295023 gold, with another 96164 gold in reserve on the linked server where my Retired/Banker Tauren alts live (and, to complete the tally, my Alliance Mage had 38754 gold). That’s the most gold I’ve ever had!

I knew exactly what I wanted to do with that much money:

Now I’m ready to travel the Broken Isles in style!

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